Hahaha I was so confused for a second then I remembered the “n00b” post

fuckyeahhugepenis:

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Things I would rather do than permit vin diesel to make love to me:

-pierce my nipples with sharp sticks

-shave all my hair off

-allow my entire family to observe my bikini line being waxed

-wear nothing but “tap out” gear at the show I’m playing tomorrow

-make love to actor Michael Cain

-send my grandparents a picture of my boobs

-wear wool underwear for 2 weeks straight without washing

-eat a full 30 lbs of cool ranch Doritos in a 24 hr period

-pray to The Lord Jesus before bed every night for 1 year

Should I start saying the word “noob” y/n

peacecantcombine:

Chaotic Dischord….completely under-fuckin-rated. POGO!

larvalhex:

well this porn review sure took a weird turn at the end there

I’m watching Babylon AD with Vin Diesel right now and literally screaming with laughter I may not survive the night if I don’t make it I’d like to thank my fans for believing in me

urban-cocaine:

Infernoh - Inferno

These guys were awesome